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papermagazine:

"To me, nobody’s ugly." — John Waters. In honor of JW’s birthday, we’ve rounded up all of our favorite Waters quotes from the archives.

Happy Birthday, John Waters!!

papermagazine:

"To me, nobody’s ugly." — John Waters. In honor of JW’s birthday, we’ve rounded up all of our favorite Waters quotes from the archives.

Happy Birthday, John Waters!!

tastefullyoffensive:

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TMI TUESDAY: Final Exam Edition: 1.) MARRY, FRACK OR KILL: Barack Obama, JFK and Bill Clinton (explain answer); 2.) DINNER FOR 7, who do you invite and why? They must be alive; 3.) You can reanimate any person no longer alive for 24 hours. Who do you choose and why? 4.) KEEP OR KILL: Sarah Pailin or Michelle Bachmann (explain ansswer) 5.) BURNING BUILDING: Your house is burning down. What 3 items do you save? 7.) ESSAY QUESTION: If you could live as any person, dead or alive, who would you be?

1.) MARRY, FRACK OR KILL: Barack Obama, JFK and Bill Clinton (explain answer)

None of the above. I admire the work of all 3 men to varying degrees, but I have never placed myself in sexual fantasies with celebrities, attractive though I might find them (and I do find them all attractive to varying degrees). I would never kill any of them either, and marrying any of them is completely out of the question.

2.) DINNER FOR 7, who do you invite and why? They must be alive.

David and whichever six of the interesting and incredible people I’ve met through tumblr are available to make the event (if more are available, even better). I don’t know some of their names, but they include Bryce, Todd, Mathilde, Tom, Troy, Kiely, and at LEAST three or four others whose real name I either don’t know, never knew, or can’t remember: you probably know who you are, and, if in doubt, just assume you’re invited).

3.) You can reanimate any person no longer alive for 24 hours. Who do you choose and why?

Stanley Kubrick. Eyes Wide Shut. Enough said.

4.) KEEP OR KILL: Sarah Pailin or Michelle Bachmann (explain answer)

I’d keep both of them because, not only are they funny and entertaining, but they are the best case-in-point that my political affiliations are vastly more intelligent than theirs.

5.) BURNING BUILDING: Your house is burning down. What 3 items do you save?

I have 2 Rickenbacker basses and 2 Les Paul guitars. Any three of those four items. (I live alone, and I do not have any pets)

7.) ESSAY QUESTION: If you could live as any person, dead or alive, who would you be?

I would probably want to be someone that I consider to be some idealistic opposite to me, and one who has some degree of fame and followers, a famous bigot of some sort, so that I could, in real time, publicly undergo a period of learning and personal and intellectual evolution, revealing before my public that I was wrong.

So, based upon that auditorium photo, I can expect people to start shipping Dave and Jacob Israel after tonight.

iamrickyhoover:

dontbeanassbutt:

moshita:

Skull Violin

Stratton Violin

*devil went down to georgia playing in the distance*

Forever reblog sooo cool

Photographs of people I like in situations with others to which and to whom I am indifferent.

The indifference is almost numbing.

It’s been a while since I reposted this one. It was time.

It’s been a while since I reposted this one. It was time.

pink-anarchist-grrrl:

Happy birthday to Iggy Pop and Robert Smith.

oldfilmsflicker:

Happy Birthday Iggy Pop!

oldfilmsflicker:

Happy Birthday Iggy Pop!